最強的「中國式英語」

不鳥我，我也不鳥你

2.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ together up ！

你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

3.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，無事退朝

4.you me you me

彼此彼此

5.know is know noknow is noknow

知之為知之，不知為不知...

6.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!

龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！

7.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die。

車禍現場描述

8.If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要錢沒有，要命一條

9.I give you face you don``t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my　face

給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉

10.we two who and who？

咱倆誰跟誰阿